Friday, June 22, 2012

ENERGY FAIR WEEKEND SPECIAL

Comic Relief from the Wind Industry

2700 SQ. FT. FULLY REMODELED FARM HOUSE IN WIND FARM. 16 acres, 40x60 pole barn, 30x40 work shop, 2 car garage, greenhouse, huge garden, rich soil, in ground irrigation, paved driveway, pond/ wetland. House is heated with biofuel (wood boiler), high efficiency forced air furnace back up, central air, hot tub, fully insulated, new windows and siding. Plenty of wind available for personal wind generator and 45 dBA turbine zoning ordinance. Insanely reasonable turbine setbacks. If you are serious about renewable energy, Move here and get off the grid! You will be in the middle of it all. Gods Country. 476ft. turbine 1100ft. from the bedroom window, 15 turbines within a mile, 26 turbines within 1-1/2 miles.

This is all Guaranteed to hold its value by the U.S. Department of Energy, Lawrence Berkeley Laboratories, and Ben Hoen himself.

Guaranteed not to lose any value from start to finish. And even better, noise won't be a problem at any decibel level, Guaranteed by Peter Guldberg, Tech. Environmental.

No adverse effects due to turbines guaranteed by Dr. Robert McCunney, MIT, Harvard, the AWEA, Can-WEA, GLREA, and MLUI, John Sarver, Mason County Attorney James Brown, the Mason County Planning Commission, and the majority of the Mason County Commissioners.

You better contact me soon cause this won't be on the market long. I will sell my house and property for $260,000. Riverton Township, Mason County, Michigan. I can be out in a week. I will even throw in a winter’s supply of biofuel.

Cary Shineldecker. (231)510-5128. (SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY and NO REASONABLE OFFER WILL BE REFUSED)

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